Over used Real Estate Home Descriptions

Overused Words in Real Estate Descriptions of Homes for sale are the real estate industry’s own overuse house descriptive jargon. That is, the lingo we hear all day every day that the general public either doesn’t understand or hates to hear. So, without further ado, here’s our list. If you have your own, find us at BobsHomes.net on Facebook and comment on this post!

Priced to Sell

Only suitable when “priced to not sit stagnant on the market for six months” is too long to put in a classified.

Next to New

Okay, so it’s not new. Got it.

This House Has Great Potential!

So did the Titanic. (See also: Hidden gem)

Open Floor Plan

Never understood including this one. Is there such thing as a closed floor plan?

Cozy/Charming/Quaint

All listed in the thesaurus next to the word “small”

Original owner

Be careful with this one. If the house is of a certain age, it’s going to conjure up images of awful wallpapers and pink-tiled bathrooms from the ’60s.

Chef’s dream!

Yea sure…. okay. Tell me about the oven setup or the new appliances. I can only imagine what Anthony Bourdain dreams about and it’s not helping me visualize this house.

Luxury

Know your market. To the 1 percent luxury means “comfort.” To the rest of us it means “expensive” or “pretentious.” Or both.

Secluded

Unless you’re selling a cabin by the lake, this isn’t going to help. Your listing includes a Google Maps link. They’re gonna know.

This home has it all!

Does it have a basketball court? Does it have a sno-cone stand? Does it have it’s own Rain Forest? No? Then it doesn’t have it all.

How about a great Home with the possibility it could be yours?

OR….. Breath Taking View!

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